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FAQ's

Where are you located?

We operate out of the U.S. of A, because that's how it should be. We’ve got printers in Florida (where it’s always sunny and nobody asked for that much humidity) and Texas (where everything is bigger, including expectations and mild inconvenience).

For those of you outside the U.S., we’ve things easier. We partner with trusted printers around the world, so your order shows up faster, with minimal chaos.

Do you ship internationally?

Not at the moment. We only ship within the United States — limiting our chaos to one country at a time.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes. Once your order ships, you’ll get a tracking number so you can monitor its journey with a completely reasonable level of obsession—right up until it arrives at your door.

What materials are your products made of?

We use high-quality, comfortable materials for all our tees—soft enough to exist in, durable enough to survive repeated wear, and generally better than most of your other decisions. Exact materials may vary depending on the item, but all the details are listed on each product page if you feel like checking.

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